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    Found on Craigs list

    I know this has nothing to do with our Blackberry's or BBOS but I thought is was funny as hell.

    > > Subject: Craig's List Personals-- This is a must read
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    > > > A must read. This is precious!
    > > > This Ad was Posted to Craig's List Personals:
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    > > To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before
    > last.
    > > Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.
    > > >
    > > I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded
    > that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the
    > > knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives. You also asked
    > for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
    > > >
    > > I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important
    > message.
    > > >
    > > > First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew
    > my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening
    > > was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My
    > girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model
    > > 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder
    > holster for it that very evening. Obviously
    > > you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your
    > head, wasn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun
    > > walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you
    > leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you
    > from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
    > > >
    > > After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in
    > your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd
    > > done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other
    > people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy
    > > with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I
    > gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside
    > > Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That
    > made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink
    > > "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the
    > windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's
    > > side of the car.
    > > >
    > > Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell
    > phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line,although I only
    > > used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with
    > that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening
    > > phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
    > President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy
    > > seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
    > traced your number etc.).
    > > >
    > > In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I
    > feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate
    > > punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to
    > sort through some of these rather immediate pressing
    > > issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity To reflect
    > upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've
    > > chosen to pursue in life.
    > >
    > > Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
    > > >
    > > Have a good day!
    > > Thoughtfully yours,


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    This is freaking hilarious. He lost a whole lot just trying to gain a few dollars. I have to email this to a few of my friends. Lol

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    That is "PRICELESS"..LMFAO....:hail::hail::hail::hail::hai l::hail::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::l augh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

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    I love it. Payback is a bxxxx the world needs more guys like that! Nice post.

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    Nice post. Brightened my day.

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    Wow this is totally priceless!!!
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    I hope this story is true, although unlikely. But still funny as heck! :lmao:
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    priceless!!!! really funny!!!

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