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Found on Craigs list
I know this has nothing to do with our Blackberry's or BBOS but I thought is was funny as hell.
> > Subject: Craig's List Personals-- This is a must read
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> > > A must read. This is precious!
> > > This Ad was Posted to Craig's List Personals:
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> > To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before
> last.
> > Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.
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> > I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded
> that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the
> > knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives. You also asked
> for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
> > >
> > I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important
> message.
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> > > First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew
> my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening
> > was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My
> girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model
> > 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder
> holster for it that very evening. Obviously
> > you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your
> head, wasn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun
> > walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you
> leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you
> from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
> > >
> > After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in
> your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd
> > done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other
> people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy
> > with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I
> gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside
> > Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That
> made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink
> > "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the
> windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's
> > side of the car.
> > >
> > Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell
> phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line,although I only
> > used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with
> that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening
> > phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
> President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy
> > seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
> traced your number etc.).
> > >
> > In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I
> feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate
> > punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to
> sort through some of these rather immediate pressing
> > issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity To reflect
> upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've
> > chosen to pursue in life.
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> > Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
> > >
> > Have a good day!
> > Thoughtfully yours,
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Wirelessly posted
This is freaking hilarious. He lost a whole lot just trying to gain a few dollars. I have to email this to a few of my friends. Lol
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That is "PRICELESS"..LMFAO....:hail::hail::hail::hail::hai l::hail::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::l augh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
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I love it. Payback is a bxxxx the world needs more guys like that! Nice post.
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Nice post. Brightened my day.
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Wow this is totally priceless!!! :D
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I hope this story is true, although unlikely. But still funny as heck! :lmao:
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priceless!!!! really funny!!! :D