Thread: BlackBerry Twelve-Step Program

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our BlackBerry addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable (without certain third-party apps like BBFileScout)

Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity (WiFi would help)

Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of BBOSGod as we understood BBOSGod

Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless inventory of our apps and files

Step 5 - Admitted to BBOSGod, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs (everyone has pondered whether an iPhone was for them at least once)

Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have BBOSGod remove all these defects of leaky apps

Step 7 - Humbly asked BBOSGod to post our shortcuts

Step 8 - Made a list of all files that have leaked memory, and became willing to make amends to all their developers

Step 9 - Made direct amends to such developers wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others or our BlackBerry

Step 10 - Continued to take file and app inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it

Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with BBOSGod as we understood BBOSGod, praying only for knowledge of BBOSGod's will for us and the power to carry out official and leaked OS upgrades

Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other BlackBerry addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

When do meetings begin

420 (daily is preferred for optimal rehabilitative results).

Originally Posted by sgillen

420 (daily is preferred for optimal rehabilitative results).

Sorry I am busy during that time :firedevil:

Originally Posted by jlevy73

Sorry I am busy during that time :firedevil:

I am sure you could do both. BlackBerry users are notorious multitaskers.

Originally Posted by sgillen

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our BlackBerry addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable (without certain third-party apps like BBFileScout)

Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity (WiFi would help)

Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of BBOSGod as we understood BBOSGod

Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless inventory of our apps and files

Step 5 - Admitted to BBOSGod, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs (everyone has pondered whether an iPhone was for them at least once)

Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have BBOSGod remove all these defects of leaky apps

Step 7 - Humbly asked BBOSGod to post our shortcuts

Step 8 - Made a list of all files that have leaked memory, and became willing to make amends to all their developers

Step 9 - Made direct amends to such developers wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others or our BlackBerry

Step 10 - Continued to take file and app inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it

Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with BBOSGod as we understood BBOSGod, praying only for knowledge of BBOSGod's will for us and the power to carry out official and leaked OS upgrades

Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other BlackBerry addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

This is brilliant.
Thank you for the laugh.

I hear all your thoughts

Wirelessly posted

Once an addict always an addict.

But atleast I'm willing to admit it...

Originally Posted by jasonfyc

Wirelessly posted

Once an addict always an addict.

But atleast I'm willing to admit it...

You have mastered Step 1, grasshopper.

Originally Posted by BlackberryOS

I hear all your thoughts

Of couse--just look at your title.

The Twelve Steps are for everyone else. You are Eru Illuvatar, and we are merely your creations. O Elendil! O Elbereth!

Originally Posted by BlackberryOS

I hear all your thoughts

ALL of our thoughts?!?!?! or just our thoughts about our black berrys?
Thinkin i might havta STOP thinkin... u dont wanna be in MY head !! :dunce: