Thread: Ask Patches...

Let me also welcome you to BBOS..Smart move!..and about time!

Originally Posted by patches152

thanks everyone! and i think the phrase is "fashionably late"

Well in this case, I am "fashionably late" Glad to see ya over here!

Originally Posted by patches152

no, i'm just the man...i'm funny, knowledgeable, strong, handsome...

i can kill a man at 300 yards with just my beard, yet i maintain this teddy-bear like quality that draws babies and dogs to me with such magnetic fervor that it is scientifically undeniable.

Now now Patches let's not get carried away. Babies and dogs lol I think you've been hanging out at Disneyland too long lol

Welcome Patches

Originally Posted by Stiefler07

Well in this case, I am "fashionably late" Glad to see ya over here!

Likewise Patches. Welcome from Eastern Canada. Good to see you here.

Originally Posted by Laney

lmao, i liked patches til he told me girls cant be ninjas :chairfall:

How can you tell whether a Ninja is a girl or not? A Ninja is dressed in loose black clothing and their face is covered. Maybe they're all girls????

Originally Posted by soupmeister

How can you tell whether a Ninja is a girl or not? A Ninja is dressed in loose black clothing and their face is covered. Maybe they're all girls????

what'd you just call me????

Originally Posted by soupmeister

How can you tell whether a Ninja is a girl or not? A Ninja is dressed in loose black clothing and their face is covered. Maybe they're all girls????

i like the way you think :dance: girls CAN be undercover ninjas :nana:

Originally Posted by patches152

what'd you just call me????

Hey. What can I say. Your face is covered? You have to admit that Uma looked pretty good in "Kill Bill" and so does Laney!!! :haha:

okay...not ninjas...they're assasins/swordsmen....err swordswomen??

anyway, like i said. it's a rule. l didn't make it. and with the way some girls get, i think they could use some anger management, and idk if giving 'em a sword is the smartest move.

Originally Posted by patches152

okay...not ninjas...they're assasins/swordsmen....err swordswomen??

anyway, like i said. it's a rule. l didn't make it. and with the way some girls get, i think they could use some anger management, and idk if giving 'em a sword is the smartest move.

I totally understand. We've all heard the cliche "Hell hath no fury etc etc ....:buttkick:

The first thing they'd do is go after every boyfriend that broke their heart :-)

Originally Posted by patches152

okay...not ninjas...they're assasins/swordsmen....err swordswomen??

anyway, like i said. it's a rule. l didn't make it. and with the way some girls get, i think they could use some anger management, and idk if giving 'em a sword is the smartest move.

Just to make it clear to all the ladies out there

I don't know patches :lmao:

but all the ladies sure know me

Originally Posted by patches152

but all the ladies sure know me

Patches means well

abercrombie? wtf? that place still exists? i've been exclusively target, quicksilver (for the surf atire of course), and dress clothes/suits for like a year now...

Originally Posted by patches152

abercrombie? wtf? that place still exists? i've been exclusively target, quicksilver (for the surf atire of course), and dress clothes/suits for like a year now...

:lmao: what no Hypercolor :lmao:

hey thanks for making my "hello" thread a waiting room for .152....bunch of ******* monkeys running this site or what???

:sucks:

Originally Posted by patches152

hey thanks for making my "hello" thread a waiting room for .152....bunch of ******* monkeys running this site or what???

:sucks:

Patches, I think it's that 152 in your name...and for some reason everyone suspects that you have it But we can clean your thread up

nah i'm jk...don't trip. i love giving people a hard time. i've had to reserve myself in "mixed company" so to speak...so now you'll all see the full brunt of my personality!

besides you and josh said i don't have to worry about language as much...