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About Johnny Soporno

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February 19, 1969 (49)
About Johnny Soporno
Bold 9700
Toronto, Cananda
Please check out http://www.WorthyPlayboys.comMy motto on Girlies is "Take Two, They're Small", and I pluralize 'SPOUSE' as 'SPICE'...(In fact, I looked up MONOGAMY in my family dictionary, and the closest thing I found was some type of wood?!?) I'm an established Philanderer, Social Butterfly, and Recovering Comedian.... (That last bit means, when I get the urge to be funny, I'm supposed to call up my C.A. sponsor and we're supposed to go get ****faced instead....) I wear a LOT of hats; Amongst them are Emotional Baggage Handler, Ego Masseur, Sex Therapist, Original Geek, Intellectual Pornographer, Cult Deprogrammer, Worthy Playboy, Life Coach, and Action Hero. -- In essence, I am BOTH Bosley AND Charlie. I am an incorrigible punster (I need no incorrigement ;) and basically a sweet, lovable [anatomically complete] Teddybear.I am the sort of guy moms adore! In brief, Mostly Harmless :) Among other things adult-industry related (in a management consulting career spanning over twenty years) I've co-produced a Latenight TV show focused on the Adult Entertainment industry - from porno films to strip-clubs, escort agencies to Adult Resorts, we'd cover it all... Consequently, I'm super-well connected in the Adult Industry. I am Head Coach at Satan's School for Girls ( and hold dual doctorates in both 'Applied Cunnilinguistics' and 'Theoretical Fellatio', and happily teach what I know to the students at our facility.I am world renowned as the 'Go-to-Guy' for aspiring porn starlets who want to learn advanced deepthroat techniques. (Those who can, do - and those who cannot, teach! Q.E.D.)Along with my four stunning and athletic teammates, I took Silver for Canada in the 2000 Sex Olympics in the 10,000m Freestyle (a relay event, I was essentially providing the 'baton').I am an ALSO an ordained minister, and presently arch-deacon of the First Amalgamated Secular Church and Trustco. (Subgenius) [formerly The First Evilangelical Secular Savings & Loan - we changed our name after the Reagan administration] --Our Church Creedo: "Authority Without Responsibility"
Founder, "Enlightening Men & Emancipating Women"
Happiness, Evolutionary psychology, Limerence, Women Flirting, Encouraging Happiness, Emancipating W


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