Thank goodness our BlackBerries are only BlackBerries because what would happen if they were people? As intrusive as our BlackBerries can be, they're definitely not as intrusive as what you're about to see.
I guess our BlackBerries are sometimes constantly with us, at our beck and call instead of the other way around. What I'm most thankful for is that my BlackBerry isn't a 250 pound man. Just sayin'.